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Updated May 16, 2025.
By N Fillmore
Sending friendship wishes to a funny friend celebrates the joy and laughter they bring into your life. These heartfelt messages highlight the unique humor and unforgettable moments shared together. Expressing gratitude with playful and witty words strengthens the bond of friendship through laughter.
Hilarious Friendship Wishes
May your bank account be as fat as our friendship and your problems as thin as your patience with my jokes!
May we grow old together and still blame each other for everything!
May your WiFi never stop, your memes never end, and your friend (me) always make you laugh!
May your troubles be as few as our successful gym sessions-none!
Wishing you a life as awesome as your ability to tolerate my craziness!
May our bond last longer than the leftover pizza in your fridge!
May you find someone who looks at you the way you look at free food-if not, don't worry, you'll always have me!
May your gossip never run out and your snacks always stay hidden from me!
Here's to friends who laugh so hard we forget why we're laughing...but keep laughing anyway!
May your life be as full of ‘likes' as your Instagram posts after I've spammed them!
Funny Friend Birthday Messages
Happy birthday, you magnificent weirdo! May your day be as fabulous as your internet history is mysterious.
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun without getting arrested. Proud of you!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really big one!
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Challenge accepted?
Congrats! You're still younger than you'll be next year. Enjoy it, old timer!
Happy birthday! May your hangover tomorrow be the only thing older than you today.
Wishing you a day of laughter, cake, and zero adulting. You've earned it!
Happy birthday! If you hear strange noises tonight, don't worry-it's just your knees celebrating too.
Another year, another new body part that hurts! Celebrate gently, my friend!
Happy b-day! May your social media notifications be as overwhelming as your love of memes.
Comical Friendship Quotes
Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything you'll ever need.
You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
We'll always be friends until we're old and senile... then we can be new friends!
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend... I'll train you.
Some people come and go like clouds, but true friends stick like glitter.
Lighthearted Wishes for Bestie
May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short!
May you always find WiFi wherever you go.
May your celebrity crush finally reply to your DMs.
May your bad hair days be few and your good selfies be many.
May your snacks always be within arm's reach.
May you never run out of battery-or patience!
May your dreams be sweet and your alarms be gentle.
May your crush fall for your quirks, not just your looks.
May you always have more fries than you ordered.
May your laughter be loud and your worries be light!
Humorous Messages for Friend
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions – about 5 minutes.
Wishing you a wallet full of cash and a fridge full of snacks – don't spend them all in one place!
May your Wi-Fi be strong, your coffee stronger, and your Mondays short.
Here's to another year of laughing at our own texts before pressing send!
Happy Birthday! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.
Wishing you more success than Kim Kardashian has selfies.
May all your passwords be remembered and your snacks never expire.
I hope your day is as nice as your hair in your latest profile pic.
May your cup overflow with joy-and not with your roommate's dirty laundry.
Sending you good vibes and better snacks.
Witty Friendship Greetings
Happy Friendship Day! Thanks for pretending to like my weirdness.
Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!
May our friendship be like this message-short, sweet, and occasionally witty.
If friends were flowers, I'd pick you-even if you're a little prickly sometimes!
Happy friend-iversary! Thanks for not unfriending me after all my bad puns.
Cheers to the friend who knows all my secrets-and still sticks around.
I'd choose you in every group project-mainly for the entertainment value.
Here's to being partners in crime and ‘accomplices' in coffee runs!
We'll be the old ladies causing a ruckus in the nursing home-can't wait!
Friends come and go, but weirdos like you are forever. Lucky me!
Silly Quotes for Funny Friend
May your coffee be strong and your coworkers not too chatty.
I wish you endless snacks and zero calories.
May your WiFi never drop at the worst moment.
I wish your Mondays feel like Fridays and your Fridays last forever.
May your favorite show never be spoiled and your pizza always arrive hot.
I wish your bank account grows as much as your laundry pile.
May your jokes land better than your phone!
May you find socks without holes and memes that never get old.
I hope your bad hair days be as rare as spotting a unicorn.
May your life be as awesome as your profile picture looks.
Playful Friendship Notes
Wishing you a day as awesome as our friendship!
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!
Here's to inside jokes that no one else understands.
Hope you trip over something fabulous today!
May your snacks be plentiful and your worries be few.
Wishing you spontaneous dance parties and endless giggles.
Hope your inbox is empty and your snack drawer is full!
May we never run out of things to laugh about together.
Wishing you a day filled with puppy videos and happy vibes.
May your socks always match and your wifi never glitch!
Fun-loving Best Friend Wishes
Wish for endless laughter and spontaneous adventures together
Wish to travel the world and make unforgettable memories
Wish for late-night talks and inside jokes that never get old
Wish to always find joy in the simplest moments
Wish for unbreakable support through ups and downs
Wish to attend quirky festivals and dance like nobody's watching
Wish for million snapshots of silly moments
Wish to be each other's partner in every crazy idea
Wish to reminisce and grow old together as fun-loving besties
Wish for lifelong happiness, mischief, and friendship
Cheerful Friendship Sayings
May our laughter together never end!
Cheers to forever friendship and endless fun!
Here's to crazy adventures and unforgettable memories!
Wishing you smiles as bright as our friendship.
May our bond grow stronger with every giggle.
To more inside jokes and silly stories!
Let's keep making every moment sparkle.
Hope your days are as joyful as our time together.
May we always lift each other higher.
To a friendship that outshines even the sun!